My source for these jokes are dads around the internet! With that out of the way I've got to say that I was seriously laughing out loud as the kids would say ( kids still say that right? just kidding im not that old....I think) as I was putting together this list of gems. Now to the good stuff.
1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
3. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
4. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
5. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
6. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one.
7. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
8. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. What did one plate say to the other plate? "Lunch is on me!"
11. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
12. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
13. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
14. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
15. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
16. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
17. Why don't scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something.
18. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
19. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up!
20. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high again. She looked surprised.
Remember, the charm of dad jokes often comes from their simplicity and cheesy nature. Enjoy sharing these with your friends and family!
Feel free to share your own hilarious dad jokes below!
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